Teague made this his website on Facebook, and nobody had posted since August 2nd. That made me sad.

So, I did something about it. I posted a blog.

PS I still shit gold.

Alright, time for some really useful information. If you enjoy deadly snakes, fast planes, and Samual L. Jackson you have to check out snakes on a plane. If you don’t believe me, just check out this shameless promotion. To encourage people to go see this movie, Mr. Jackson has saved you the trouble of making a call to your friend to go to the theater, he will do it for you. Go to http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/ and send a customized text message to to that special someone.

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I’ve been having a little problem recently when repairing computers which are in such bad shape, a reinstall of windows is the only economical solution. Often people don’t keep their original Windows documentation around, and therefore not having their registration and product activation keys. Now I know there are ways to retrieve a key from a copy of windows, but often that is just not an option, and I am required to use a hacked key until their original is found.

Now that I have admitted to what at least some will refer to as “software piracy,” I may have found myself a solution. It is very hard to update these copies of windows until their key is found, and often people can’t wait that long. This wonderful blog has provided innumerable solutions to my predicament.

Hopefully people will keep track of their activation keys better, so I will never have to use this , but just in case.

*toot*

The sun is low in the sky, and Teague said unto me, “Ian, thou art going to post.” Thusly, the post was made.

Today, the state sent out a message about the illegal sale and poaching of aboloni. I took a shit. I think we know which was more impactful. My shit, of course! Why? Well, I think this blog might clarify. When I was young, I began having painful and hard bowel movements. Soon after, a witch came to my family and spoke of the great power within my bile and guts. To make a blog that I care less and less about short. I shit gold. I saved a princess, but she was gay…

Hail Santa

We all love an occasional Flash game, so in the spirit of playing simple games, I’ve compiled a list of the most popular flash games to grace the offices of Dine-In Marin.

Flash Games:

Paper Throwing Game

Catch the paper, throw the paper, don’t miss. Simple as that.

Bubble Trouble

You pop bubbles; it’s a copy of Super Buster Brothers for SNES

Pendulumeca

A game about a swinging robot. It has cool music.

Kitten Cannon

Shoot kittens into dangerous objects.

Curveball

It’s like ping-pong, but better. Cassidy is the world champion.

wOne

You’re a wheel and you try to run into barrels and collect stars – Enthralling!

Raiden X

You’re a fighter ship that picks up lots of laser weapons and missles.

Territory Wars

Like worms, but with sitck peoples.

Four Second Fury

A collection of furrious four second games.

Falling Chick

She’s falling and she doesn’t have bones.

Yea! I made the first post!